WTF?

You've probably seen a license plate bracket or bumper sticker that says "DADDY BOUGHT IT BUT I GOT IT" on a cute, sporty little car that was being driven by a cute, spoiled-looking young woman. If not, here's some proof, via a Google image search, that such things exist:

Double-spoiled. Get it?

It's hard to see, but it's there. And just to continue with the theme, here's a picture of a typical driver of such a car from the same search:

Okay, you get the idea. Well, I saw just such a license plate bracket on the back of a car this morning. Trouble was, it was on a grey Ford Crown Victoria. Not the usual sort of car a young woman would be all excited about driving.

Further trouble was, the female driving the car had to be about 80 if she was a day. Her license plate bracket would only make sense if she was driving a Model T, or maybe a horse and buggy.