Either Way, Shut the Door!

Gnome Sweet Home

Thinking of Princess, where ever she is.

Celebrate Respectfully

Happy Cesar Chavez Day weekend, everyone. While I shouldn't gainsay anyone's approach to celebrating the life of a great man, I have to say that getting blasted on the day of birth of a man who fasted in support of his people would be like slurping Jello shots out of a stripper's belly button to celebrate Gandhi's birthday. At least keep in mind that wearing a sombrero, sarape/poncho and/or droopy moustache (or any combination thereof) on March 31 will likely get you punched in the head by yours truly.

They Call Me MISTER Queen!

Who Are the People in Your Neighborhood?

Probably because I have to deal with so many weirdos at my job, I'm often reluctant to leave my apartment on my days off, especially since I live in one of the more economically disadvantaged areas of town. Yesterday I had to take out the garbage. A guy from one of the other units was burning an onion on a rock with a propane torch. At the same time, a man wearing a leather jacket was passing by, walking a massive pit bull. The dog was also wearing a leather jacket. I felt like I was in a David Lynch movie.

Wheel in the Sky

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Spotted what appeared to be circular contrails. I had never seen such a thing before, so stopped for a snap. A quick search of the internet reveals that others have seen such things. If they are contrails, that jet must have been doing donuts.

And in case you're wondering, I don't believe in chem-trails.

Elf Shorts History Update

As I mentioned in my previous post, I accidentally erased almost all images from my blog. I'm happy to report that the Continuing History of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts has been restored to its previous glory.